From Joy To Vexation In 450 Words

THE Heckler-wannabe is a frustrated animal. Occasionally, the work of a hyperactive brain is rewarded with a spot on the hallowed page and you're the talk of the watercooler for a week; almost as famous as Stephanie and Libby, but not quite.

Milburn Penalty Cut To One Game

AFL tribunal chairman David Jones last night urged the game's governing body to bring in a new rule specifically outlawing the spear tackle after Geelong defender Darren Milburn successfully employed a technical argument to downgrade his offence and have his suspension on a rough conduct charge reduced from two games to one.